Chris Kettleson

musician, graphic designer, visual artist and general fan of interesting things.

Story about my niece.

Today, she wanted a pepperette from the fridge, and was grabbing for the package. She is two.
I had one in my hand that I was going to eat, so I decided to share with here and gave her half.
She happened to be really pissed off because I didn’t give her exactly what I wanted, so when I gave her the other half of the pepperette, she threw it on the ground and screamed. She then proceeded to throw herself on the ground and kick and scream bloody murder.

She didn’t get what she wanted, so she was going to be a nasty little bugger and cause a huge scene.

See where I’m going with this?

That is our world.

She is two, so I’ll get over it. What’s your excuse?


Anyone happen to watch that documentary on the 90’s?

I just think that all people are idiots.


So I got a new job.
I have training in Regina at the beginning of the month and they are putting us up in this fancy hotel. ($150+ a night is fancy to me)

I’m so stoked.

Found some lyrics in my phone that I decided to flesh out.

No no no no no.

I just had a dream and there were teenagers harassing me in the parking lot and I called the cops to teach them a lesson, then a security guard physically busted the leader’s head and I woke up shaking.

Forget the haters ‘cause somebody loves ya.

Forget the haters ‘cause somebody loves ya.


I’ve decided I want to be cremated. Not when I die, just whenever. Surprise me.

(via asian)

There’s a shiny on the ceiling. #motel #tisdale #selfie

There’s a shiny on the ceiling. #motel #tisdale #selfie